Weird stories you come up with.

I just wrote this down in utter boredom on an english test. Be warned, as it is full of 12-year old internet language and would certainly pass with a failure on an english test.

I went into the basement to get some firewood – then I saw some peculiar tracks on the floor. Suddenly out of the darkness I saw a dog with red eyes and I started screaming “zOMG OMGOMG DEVILDOG LOLOLOLOL FFS RUN AWAY! NOEZZ COOKIEZ ARHGHAHBLARG!”

The dog answered with:

“YARR BE EATEN HARHARR LOLOL CMERE U LITTLE NOOB LET ME EAT U UP FOR SNACKS HAHAH U R SO DED!”

The devil dog ate me up.

I'm crazy, I know.

Wish i could find my (finals) yr10 english test.. or yr10 Science paper... hmm those were some wild story's at the end of those tests. the English one was a wild tale about a suburban streets plight to keep a rather large energy based entity at bay.. ending in a massive battle that was won with the help of a rechargeable battery.. wild stuff..

The science paper is scary.. I basically outline the main structure for Scientology, descended aliens and all that.. theorizing that our higher consciousness is a after effect of a crashed alien species the devolved into humans over time... scary thing is.. I's never heard of Scientology at that time in my life no wonder my teachers were more than a bit freaked.. it got a A
(paper was on evolution & was a debate between Darwinism & Creationism with me adding a 3rd spin as a theory after the summary... yes.. i was a geek then too..)

Geekism is fine, I've been a geek all my life.

Scientology is a crazy crazy thing, but kinda cool story though! However their church isn't the most attractive cult in the world.

*Hides from stalkers*

I like the part with the rechargeble battery. I actually wrote some 50 pages long Sci-fi on my old school, and delivered it at the end of the year. Got an A as well.